Garcia: Are you lonely in the Lone Star state? And are you wearing chaps?
Morgan: Only in your dreams, Garcia.
Garcia: Oh, not necessarily. I have photoshop.
Morgan: Hey, hey, behave. Focus your little twisted mind for me, okay?

Morgan: And, Garcia? I’d better not ever find any photoshopped pictures of me.
Garcia: Oh, trust me my vision, you will never find them.

Criminal Minds, 2x17 Distress